The Big Block of Cheese

"I’m pleasant!"

— Maaaaaaaaary

I use “duh doi!” so much Matt and Mary have assimilated it into their vocabulary.

Monday and Tuesday

Serious denial.  Serious numbness.  No school work rivals the fact that I’m not going to see these people for a long time.  Well, not too long.  I’m seeing Mary on labor day weekend and during spring break, and Matt’ll be back in the spring.  But it’s not the same.  Everyone knows that.

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"My mom would see me texting my boyfriend and smiling stupidly."

Laura smiles stupidly at the computer screen.
Mary:  Are you looking at Joel McHale?

Walk and Talks

Laura:  Let's walk towards Matt.
Mary:  Is that getting us closer to Cosi?
Laura:  No...but we'll get to spend more time together.
Mary:  Are you treasuring every minute?

Friendship.

Mary's reaction to my dress:  Oh, god.
Mary's reaction to my make up:  It's the Joker.

The Troy to My Abed

Mary:  I should be sick of you by now!
Laura:  But your wording implies that you aren't!

"We need to stay on the ship as long as possible!"

— Expert Ship Sinking Avoider, Jack Dawson

Who’s Feeling You Now?

Laura annotates the lyrics of songs from the PLAY SEPTEMBER 2013 playlist to be slightly more relevant and it goes very well.

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Matter of factually,

Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs actually.

I forbid myself from crying myself to sleep every night this week.  Instead, I’m just going to celebrate some of the best jokes that MML has to offer.

There was a photo of Joel McHale on SNL last night.

I’m never going out on Saturdays ever again!

Mary talks to that dude that I thought was Matt in the library but was very much not Matt and was not that cute.

Mary:  Oh god _____ is dating a _____ that makes him less attractive so he's back to the start.
Me:  Okay since when did you find him at all attractive?
Mary:  Today for like 5 minutes at around 2:30